Nigel

Nigelbloke wrote back to me today on hideously self- aggrandising House of Commons stationary after I made the mistake of sending him a 'good dog' email on Monday. Previously Nigelbloke has received just sticks from me on his voting record, so it seemed only decent to offer a carrot when he developed an incipient backbone and resigned in order to vote against Trident renewal.

Nigelbloke has been 'overwhelmed by messages of support', you'll be glad to hear. Furthermore, "[He has] no time for those who argue to delay this decision- tough decisions should never be put off". Decisive, elegantly coiffed and vertebrate. What more could a constituent want!