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Thursday, August 17, 2006

IKEA/Mastercard; The Finale

To the tune of The Red Flag:

It took three gruelling months or more
But triumph klaxoned at the door
The postie brought the cheque to us,
Hosannas and hallelujahs!

The Halifax will get their whack
They'll get the bailiffs off my back, so
IKEAs and Mastercards
Can eat my shorts and kiss my arse.