Dialogue scrap

Scene:
Kids, I and R. have had a lovely dinner and are playing Truth or Dare, instigated by the Big Wan. R. chooses Truth.

Big Wan: R., if you had to choose, would you rather shag Gordon Brown, Tony Blair or John Prescott?

Discussion ensues lighting on lesser of evils, in which I call Tony Blair a cunt.

Wee Wan: I'm calling Social Services on you- you said the c-word!