Spring-cleaning

The factory has slowed production to facilitate a thorough flat-cleaning, the first proper such exercise in probably two years. Advice to pass on is that ornaments unless valued only collect dust, that a white element in a bold carpet pattern is *always* a bad choice, and that all clothes unworn for 6 months should be ruthlessly dispatched to the charity shop. Degreasing products are a must for encrusted ovens, and 'Flash', (a Proctor & Gamble product), while doubtless reprehensible is delightfully effective in washing glosswork. Bleach is your friend, but wear your bikini during use to prevent clothing splashes.

Maneki Neko has already brought me good fortune. During my clean-up, Lucky Cat has delivered-
1. A silver earring, willed from Aunt Louise
2. 'Alien Empire' video (entomology)
3. Eighth of hash from under the sofa
4. Approx 10 pens
5. Long-lost kiddo photos, perfect for framing
6. Approx 10 pounds in coins
7. Lighters galore
8. Manicure set
9. Tool kit of screwdrivers, drill bits and pliers
10. Missing binoculars
11. 20 pounds in book tokens
12. 2 cans Strongbow cider