Catnip - *Cat warning*

Without access to ferrets or badgers at home, my feline helps with animal experiments. What we doctors like to call 'kitchen sink' medicine. This was how we amused ourselves at Easter with chicks and a cat's catnip proclivity.

Ingredients
1. 1 catnip-interested cat
2. 1 bag/jar/paper of catnip
3. 1 helpless easter chickie (not this type but this)

Method
1. Dip chickie in catnip

2. Approach of the cat

3. First contact

4. Using shredded chickie as gas-mask

5. My cat hates you

6. Chickie lurve

7. End of chickie


PS I know this is lame.